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Old 08-31-2008, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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fun cypher... from mickey avalon song heres the ones you cant use

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My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
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Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
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Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
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Your dick- half staff, it needs work

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My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
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Your dick loves Fred
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Old 08-31-2008, 10:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My dick, ...Got virgins often afraid
Your dick, ..got every chick walkin away

My Dick, ..is a mean, lean fuckin machiine
Your Dick,.. got crabbys like u up in the sea

My Dick needs no introducin
Your dick, is strictly u kiddd

My Dick, got pussies uzin the smoothest
Your dick, gets iscolated or straight up secluded

Lol this is fun.

My Dick..
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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my dick gets all the bitches//
your dick is covered with seamen (sea man )i look at it and get ocean sickness//

my dick dines on whores//
your dicks smell can take out dinosaurs//

my dick is rough//
yours needs to shut the fuck up//

my dick will finish her with ease//
your dick smells like viniger and cheese//
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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My dick, is hard and smoothe
Your dick, is lookin like a target dude
My dick, is somethin thats remarkable
Your dick, well is it? that shit is arguable AHA

YOO
My dick, got more lips then u gettin kissed
You dick, isnt even justified, so u gettin pissed
My dick is naturally hung, urs needs medicine
My dick is gradually sprung, ur dicks a fuckin tragedy son..

Dam i should remix this
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No Homo..

My Dick Got Gurls Impressed
Your Dick Hides Under Your Dress

My Dick Beats Up Cooch & Clit..
Your Dick Is..Covered In Shit..

My Dick Popular Like Obama..
Your Dick Looks Like Tha Beard On Osama..

My Dick Seals The Deal..
Your Dick? Frys In Happy Meal..
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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my dick bigger then king kong's
your dick small as a ping pong

my dick bigger than metropolis
your dick look like a premature kid's

my dick goes a whole album
your dick never makes one song

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my dick in more girls then flavor flav
your dick skinny as a razor blade

my dick emails females
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your dick small and irrelevant

my dick parts the ocean
your dick is a teaspoon portion

my dick deserves a paid vacation
your dick cant get an occupation

my dick as precious as gold
your dick could never get sold

my dick bigger then broadway
your dick washed up like cosby
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Old 09-26-2008, 11:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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my dick, is tha thickest
your dick is contamanated wit siphilis

my dick will slay a bitch
your dick size resembols a kid thats age six

my dick attracts females
your dick attacks shemales

my dick hit da clit
your dick too lil for a bitch to fuck wit
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My dick gets harder then Sing Sing
Your dick is jus a lil thing thing

My dick resembles the Eifle Tower
Your dick, is weak,straight mightless power
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