BonezThaDiablo vs P H A X

[bonezthadiablo]

go as long as you want

due by friday may 29th

[P H A X]

I don't think I'll have it in by then. But check.!.

[Nietzsche]

P H A X



Pay no attention to this psycho rapper.
I'll crack bonez like chiropracters!
And throw blows till ya teeth are missin.
While you chillin' with Cleveland like Peter Griffin!
Beat your chin in, he wanna be part of the Bone Thugs.
Ya bars and flow suck, get smarter and grow up!
How you gonna let the shots fly?
In ya interview with Joh, I was listed in ya top 5!
How you gon' diss ya favorite?
I wanted to battle Psycho, no his replacement!
It's the greatness, hit the pavement.
Or I'm comin' at ya chest like a bitch with fake tits.
I got it locked like a ball and chain.
But who the fuck put you in the hall of fame?
He prolly gon' diss cause I'm Mexican...
But I eat more pussies than lesbians!
There's no flow in ya verse.
Man, it's like fossils when they find bonez in the dirt.
I seen ya pics and ya wearin' a cross!
Fuck that piece of shit, I'm tearin' it off!
Imma free til' ya team is gone.
Cause I can smoke a J faster than Cheech and Chong!
The heat is drawn, couldn't beat me on ya best day.
Hey holmes, I break bonez like X-rays...
Flowin' sick... I gotta bone to pick.
Cause I'm thrashin' ya threads like homeless kids.

Get ya own flow.
And drink alotta milk, but even that wouldn't help bonez grow.
They want an autograph?
Hah...I gotta laugh cause you on more balls than pilates class.
Go ahead and makes ya diss
And post threads about advice on relationships.
So duck down or take blows.
He tells his girl to say his name, she replies like J-NO!
You spit terribly, go and get therapy.
I tear emcees and rock' em like Eric B. [rakim]
Mothafucka get ya crew buried.
While he screams out "OHIO" like Drew Carey.
This dudes scary... aimin shots.
Last time I hear J Rock he came from Watts!

And you have some nerve to say Imma nerd.
You prolly go on dates like "say Imma bird."
Looking like you smoke crack and blow.
Look... its soulja boy with a whacker flow!

Vote Link: http://www.rap-royalty.com/forum/vot...-luxflowz.html

[Nietzsche]

BONEZ THA DIABLO

god damn youtube killed my quality


i body PHAX like a science book
i got this battle virgin scared, he avoidin the beat like his hymen shook
stand toe to toe its a midget who appear to me
if you a street legend, ima national conspiracy
tryna hurt my feelings? nah man you just super lame
only thing out ya mouth that get to bonez is ya tooth decay
rocked wit KRS yet you got no sales
ima to eat this bean rapper like its taco bell
its funny how ya fam keep it tight like a new lock
but you got as much character as a tube sock
yeah so just step back fuck boy, i'll make brains run
then throw this beaner back into the river that he came from
so whens the last time you fucked a bitch man?
wait i heard about Joh and with him you was the bitch man
small niggas'll fuck you up and have you runnin
little wayne could even knock you up like lauren london
dont take it personal, its better if you die
the whole hood looks over you like those sweaters wit eyes
danger is the game i play
and i heard he smashed a homie, this aint the love of ray j
its dark, so tell me if you can see me
last battle you had to vote yaself to try to beat me
and with that, you still loss, i kill boss
holla at me nigga, then run when the clip toss
ugly nigga, like for real son i pity ya
ya phax aint straight like gay pride trivia
im kobe, you lebron, guess who lookin at the title?
how you go from bein hood to lookin suicidal?
for years ya whole flame was a hoax
now you cryin on the board cuz you aint gettin votes
what a joke, when pigs fly? i'll beat you?
well guess what its now time cuz swine flu, im here to defeat you
you been lyin for a while well its time to learn the truth
ya punchelines would be nice if you didnt copy murda mook
ever since nasti nati you been jackin his style
joh wont expose you cuz he been jackin for a while
you a computer rapper, surprised ya speakers aint dead yet
you the spittin of a nerd still rappin thru a headset
wussup, you ready for the end better run hoe
couldnt lift the ears of voters if you was fuckin dumbo
so go and sit down, with those soft ass lines
i cant tell if you rappin or you readin nursery rhymes
if i diss you'll die, and have ya halo sparkling
watch me drop a track on street like a railroad crossing
i wont end it with a punch, i end wit a haymaker
knock ya brains up, you'll feel it a day later
shit on ya rhymes, shit on ya pleasure
put the 'art-of-phax' underground like burying treasure

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[$*LuxFlowz*$]

Punches: PHAX
Complexity: PHAX
Multies: PHAX
Metas: bonez
Entertainment: bonez
Creativity: phax
Personals: Tie
Quality: PHAX
Flow: bonez
Closer: bonez

CLOSE ASS BATTLE! i hope to see more audio battles on this shyt....bonez had more energy and flow but phax came hard wit punches and personals as well as bonez but phax edged em

MVGT: PHAX

[Ah Swuh Pwn]

wow i didnt expect to see so many played concepts and such a slow slow slow as flow from p h a x ,.. i figured he could rip it .. but w/e
wow .. this actually was close

Punches = p h a x more consistance
Complexity = Dif styles .. But Tie
Personals = Bonez was close but p h a x got it
Flow = Bones kept a nice flow that was'nt super slow
Opener= BONEZ Less Played Out
Close = Bones
Creativity = Tie
Metas = Bones
Similies (Say'n Like Every Second) = P h a x
Multies = Tie
Quality = Irrelevany .. You Tube Messes It Up .. But It Sees P H A X Got It
Enjoyment = Bonez flowed better to the beat .. tho his quality was'nt as good
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I Think Bonez Edged This One As Far As The Battle Catagories Go

[Nietzsche]

This was pretty close, not a bad battle at all.

Punches - PHAX, felt like Bonez, had too many inbetween punches that just didn't work.
Complexity - Tie
Personals - PHAX
Flow - Bonez
Opener - Bonez
Close - PHAX
Creativity - Bonez
Metas - Tie
Multies - Tie
Entertainment - Tie

Vote - PHAX

Felt like he barely won this, really could swing any way, in all honesty there should be a round 2, niether one of verses sealed the deal for me. Keep it up, not a bad battle tho.

[SiN]

Punches - PHAX
Complexity - Tie
Personals - PHAX
Flow - Bonez
Opener - Bonez
Close - Bonez
Creativity - PHAX
Metas - Tie
Multies - Tie
Entertainment - Tie

Close as hell but vote PHAX cuz punchlines win battles and he had better ones and more too

[Aikopw]

P H A X:
Fossils/Bones In The Dirt Was Cool .... Everything Leading Up To That Though I Thought as Relatively Weak, Played, And Or Expected .... Wasn't Feel Any Of It To That Point .....

Even After That Listening, Was Hearing Much That Wasn't Expected Or Played .... Such As The Cheech And Chong, You've Heard That Before Somewhere Man .... First Half Was A Relative Let Down .... Your Flow And Shit Was On Delivery Though ....

J-No Line Was Funny LOL ....

J-Rock Line Was Ok .....

Overall I Was Expecting Better From Your Text Battles, This Was A Let Down For Me In the Punches Department .... Everything Else Was Good Though ....


Bonez The Diablo:
Tooth Decay Line Was Good, but Everything Before That Was WTF Bad ....

Railroad Crossing Was Cool, So Was The Artifacts Line .....

Your Flow Was Good, Consistent .... Delivery Was What I Expected ....

Overall Your Punches Just Weren't There, Too Many Weak Or Played Lines That Just Were Like "Ok Here's Another Set Up Leading To ...." And Nothing ..... Disappointing


This Was A Real Close Battle But I Believe That P H A X Edged It BARELY ..... Could Have Gone To Bones If He Had A Couple Better Punches, But Neither Verse Really Wow'd Me Here ..... Would Like To See A Rematch Though, Too Close To Call, But I'm Going With P H A X As I Thought He Had Slightly More To His

Vote: P H A X

[Ego]

Phax wins 4-1