rap-royalty.com magasine..
written by: KREMLIN, EGO, NIETZSCHE, REGGIE
interviews wid: LETHAL an..well i dont think APOC answered his shit so not him, next time tho..
rap-royalty.com newz.. alive league is back up an runnin..join it..u gotta week to drop a verse, it aint that hard..
sumtin big on rr is comin soon..kant give ne detailz out, sum shit still needs to be worked out, but itll be big an change rr inna big way..mo info after while when itz time..
elevation 101 has started up..good luck to DIRECT HIT, XRATED, APOCALYPSE, an SO SIK.. A few things to check out
Been some good shit to read & listen to over the course of a few months so here is some shit to check out
Graphics:
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18414 by ThaMissinLink
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17935 by Ill Humor
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18220 by Lethal
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17582 by Graphik
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18053 by So Sik
Battle:
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17470 - Nietzsche vs. Last Sesh
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17754 - White Powder vs. Last Sesh
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17379 - Dbd vs. Idom
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17937 - Lethal vs. Nietzsche (audio)
Audios:
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18035 by MaximusDaMantis
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17800 by Serious Flo
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16690 by Joel Venom
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16094 by Boomie From Da Block
Keys:
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17531 by Joel Venom
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17217 by Rr members
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17025 by Graphik
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16620 by Vixen
http://rap-royalty.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17229 by Sin
Best newcomer: Squeaky
Most Improved: Nietzsche
The Gynecologist Corner
Reggie: Yo what's up homie G dogs?!!? Hope yall keeping it riz-eal. That's real for all you kids sleeping under a rock. Anyway, jsut wanted to take this time to tell you all that if you look into the RR store you'll be seeing Reggie The Gynecologist's name everywhere. Posting up instrumentals like "How To Be An MC 53" or the newly leaked Immortal Technique album, "The 3rd World." To movies that have just came out like: Incredible Hulk 2, The Happening, and programs that you may want. So chiz-eck (that's check for all yall out there) that out and you wouldnt be disappointed!!
But that's not what this is about this section is reserved for life problems and Reggie will be answering questions directly from you the people!! Just send a PM and perhaps you could make it in the magazine if it is good, so here is what came in lately.
Quote:
Dear Reggie,
I watched Broke Backmountain the other day based on what a friend said, am I gay now?[/b]
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Reggie: Yes, yes you are faggot. Next question please. Quote:
Dear Reggie,
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her, but her vagina smells (and tastes like) a fat clown's asshole, what should I do?
Sincerely,
Desperate Afraid Of The Stink Hole[/b]
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Reggie: Normally, one would ask how or why you know what a clown's ass tastes like, but this is a family site and digging into that (no pun intended) would be disturbing. But two things you can do: get a clothes pin to put on your nose and use Ora-Base in your mouth, it should nullify some of the taste.
OR!! Or...
Have her use Pussy Soap. One could only make this up:
http://fetosoap.com/shop/index.php?main_pa...products_id=141 
Quote:
Dear Reg,
I like Rap-Royalty.Com, it's the shit, but my lyrics suck what can I do?[/b] |
Reggie: Finally a RR related question. Well the main thing you can do is: battle. Practice makes perfect. Post keys, interact with the members, ask the established writers for help they are more than willing most of the time to help you out where you need it most. 100% sure White Powder will leave 5 paragraphs on why you suck, but in the end it will be worth it. Keep writing and don't lose hope!!
Well that's all for this edition of The Gynecologist Corner, albeit disturbing and very strange. interview wid..LETHAL.. KREMLIN: yo rap-royalty.com interview wit LETHAL..let'em know who u are.. LETHAL: Yeah u already know wat it iz..im not the same lethal u know from last year pickin fights and shit..im just playin it cool, i might fuck around alot but shit looks mad clownish yaaa mean?...Anyways i Got This Record Im Trying To Break But Ill Let You Know At The End of the interveiw KREMLIN: iight imma jump to tha first subjekt cuz it was pruddy big scene tha other day in tha shoutbox..u beat NIETZSCHE inna audio battle after he granted u a rematch..he wanted a rematch, u declined..he said u were duckin..are u duckin or watz treally goin on wit dis situation??
LETHAL: Well..Thing is..i "no-showed" im not who got mixed up but thats the past ya dig? he wants a rematch to even it out but i feel i've already done my duty..proving him wrong that i could beat him..not to brag or anything i didnt even try on tha track just messin around wit tha kid ya know? no h8 to ma boy j-oh
KREMLIN: are u gunna give him tha rematch he wantz?? LETHAL:Like i said..ive already done my duty..but if he wants it so bad.. i'll get at him again after this mixtape drops KREMLIN: iight..well now thatz out tha way..wat is wit dis luv/hate relationship wit SESH?? one day yall koo, tha next yall at each otherz throat pissin each other off..all fun an gamez, or is dis real?? LETHAL:u know? u can neva tell wit sesh lol..but i be fuckin around wit em alot..me and sesh is cool..neno was the one who started chaos..he was riding sesh's cock then hops off it when he gets caught recyclin and cracks on sesh's pic..read the lyrics to Death Waits You. You'll See What i Mean There KREMLIN: uve had a long lay off frum ur audio..uve recently jumped back into it, droppin trackz an battlin..i heard that u an 60 are makin a new mixtape/album/cd..wat are tha planz/detailz fa that rite now?? LETHAL: Yeah we tried doin this shit last summer but (as you all may know) i had the shitties mic on rr..but i stepped my game up and got a 20 dollar mic (geez) its not the best quality ya know..but i plan on havin fun with this mixtape..60's a fun dude when u get past his homoness.. KREMLIN: koo, koo..why u think sum katz juss dont give u respekt?? u think u aint earned it, is it even bout provin urself nemo?? LETHAL: We'll Most cats don't cuz its not a matter of respect, its a matter of bandwagon..i dont like to hold my tounge..then one person hops on..then they see that person and they think they can disrespect me..i mean look what happened to LD and Neno..i dont think you wanna test me..shit can get worst KREMLIN: yea..ur hatred wit NENO still a go?? u dropped a diss on him, yall talked shit back an forth, u showed erry1 he was recyclin numerous timez..so wat is goin on wit that situation?? LETHAL: neno neno neno..this bitch gave me his address on net54..if ya'll want it u can go out and beat this nigga up if you want..i dont want to bruise my knuckles when i hit his crooked teeth feel me? lookin like a creature from wizard of oz! itz neno! ..anyways yeah he's a bitch and will ALWAYS be a bitch KREMLIN: where u at as far as text goes?? uve cut down on battlin text wise recently it seemz after u an GRAPHIK beat SESH an NENO..u dun wit it fa awhile while u work on other shit or u juss aint feel like battlin in tha league an wat not?? LETHAL: im pretty much done with battlin for awhile..all i do is diss tracks and regular tracks feel me? i kinda came back..then notice i had to slaughter LD..then neno jumped on..yadda ya know tha rest pimp KREMLIN: talent wise, 1-10, 10 bein tha best..where do u rank urself?? explain.. LETHAL: see i cant rate myself..im still finding myself lyrically..i feel im being to lazy and i know what i can do. but i just need someone to push my buttons ya know? that seems like when i put heart into it KREMLIN: wat are ur next goalz as far as wat u want to accomplish?? extendin outside ov tha net, u lookin to continue this net rap shit into a reality?? LETHAL: I came on the net...rappin was just a hobby..now its like a drug for me...i gotta keep doing it, im in the process of elavaion,rahabilition feel me? once i hit the peak of my ability i might just pushin records KREMLIN: u kick 1 personz ass off ov rr, other than obviously NENO, who would it be an why?? LETHAL: i aint got no problems wit anybody...(at the moment)..but as fa beef its all good ya know? just makes it more interesting and the wins keep piling up so thats nadda prob wit me KREMLIN: name 3 ppl u wanna battle, or would be a good battle fa u as far as testin ur skillz..audio or text.. LETHAL: i've already battled everyone i wanted text wise...audio wise..hmm damn thats a tough question..i kinda wanted to battle Malady (old cat) he's iight KREMLIN: wtf is wit ur illegal downloadin rampage lately?? been goin krazy wit that.. LETHAL: LMAO!! ahh man u dont know the half of it brotha, im donwloadin these games and shit..and sellin the bitches they be like (yo naz where u get that from).....Chill Nigga!..yo if i was ya'll id get my grind on to KREMLIN: u gotta msg fa those hatin u, or clownz u juss kant stand?? LETHAL: My haterz..i love ya'll, ya'll makin me better lyrically..i thank ya for that...u can still suck a cock tho..but its all good KREMLIN: iight man, gonna wrap dis up..drop linkz to ur shit, give us detailz on wat to look out fa, all that..show em ur cover to ur joint wit 60..
LETHAL: This is The Mixtape Cover I Did For The Mixtape..But Itz Just A Practive Cover..dont really look rite to me
also look out for my boy joel venom's mixtape..imma be featured on it got some nice tracks on it
ALSO! FOR MY BIG ANNOUNCMENT!!!!
im am currently writing for a world record ..of the longest written eva!!!!!!!! its about 10 hours long..gonna take me a minute to finish but look out for that
why would i do something so crazy? cuz im Lethal MothaFucka'zzzzzzzz!! ~1Hunnned!!!!!!!~
fail ov da week.. 
top 3 rankinz.. KREMLIN: this juss tha top 3 emceez that have been doin tha damn thang an deserve sum recognition..
1. LAST SESH - battlin erry1, reguardless ov talent..lately been startin shit wit erry1, but he has also been improvin in his game, soon to be steppin on tha mic again against STAR an a couple mo emceez..he has put in alotta hard work, despite a failed krew..but he deserves this spot none tha less..
2. NIETZSCHE - like SESH battlin as much as he can, won the title, an has been elevatin alott lately..had a minor set back after he got a win on LETHAL thru noshow, an LETHAL won tha 2nd battle, but lookz to rebound wit tha alive league (join it) an battlin other emceez..
3. LETHAL - the alwayz controversial LETHAL deservez dis spot fa wat he ahs been doin lately..juss take a look around an itz self evident, improvin all areaz ov his game as well lately frum text to audio dis monthz embarrassin moment in rap..
SHAQ tries his hand at rappin..again..a freestyle diss to KOBE BRYANT..at one point he sayz, "last week KOBE couldnt do it widout me" an "KOBE, tell me how mah ass tastez"..an it juss continuez..an thus SHAQ getz tha embarrassment ov da month..an we learn why basketball playerz get paid fa basketball, an rapperz get paid fa makin songz..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u8j1N2ttUqk Inside The League (With Nietzsche) NIETZSCHE:There is one reason for this league. Battles. That’s the only reason there even is a league in the first place. The more active weeks, the better the league will be. Really, I can only do so much for the league, I need people’s help. Has to be a 50/50 thing, I’ll show every week but I need people like, The Last Sesh, Apocolypse, etc. That show every week, and give what they got. Even if you lose! You still elevate! Learn from your loses! Enough with the preaching, here are some predictions:
Winner - ???
Underdog of the League – Apocalypse (Now a member of the Elevation 101, I think he will be the most improved. The guy battles every week even if he loses, he still shows. When he signs up for a battle, he battles. I think with the help of Kremlin, he could ultimately nab one of those belts.)
Looking forward to next week. Thanks to all that showed Week 1. 'preciate erry1 that jumped in to help..keep battlin..keep doin wat yall do..rap-royalty.com slowly but steadily makin itz return..
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